nicked off the bluetea.
this quiz is so effin accurate that i'm left completely gobsmacked. witness the followin revelations:
1. personality trait: masculinity 96% femininity 12% - i'm often mistaken for a bloke, especially in the blogsphere. a white bloke no less. could be because most of my good mate's have always been blokes. white [except one who's kiwi the rest are english] bloke's. see the pattern ere? and i do think like a blokey. crikey, i must have been born the wrong sex after all.
2. preference for functionality over aesthetics - what's the point of lookin good in a frock or skirt when it doesn't serve any useful or practical purpose? i can't fuckin *climb* over a wall with a frock for instance, can i? seriously, does any lass play football or rugby in skirt's? no they shouldn't even kick a ball in the first place?!
3. "While you have strong opinions about what is right and wrong in the world, you risk coming across as judgmental.." - yeah. as if i'd give a flyin fuck.
4. "Problem-solving is a specialty of yours, owing to your persistence, curiosity, and understanding of how things work... - methinks i read too many Famous Five's and Hercule Poirot / Miss Marple when i was a bairn.
5. i tend to see the bigger picture and not get caught up in the minutae - i've always felt the urge to bash 99.5 % of wee islanders' AND honorary wee islanders' [read: expat's i know personally who got tricked into marryin local cunt's. of chinese peasantry origin.] noggins into the wall for their sheer total inability to see the bigger picture. GRRR... GRR.... how could they possibly be permitted to even breathe the same air as i do?
and yes, i do find meself helpin people out whenever i have the opportunity. see, i'm not all that cold and heartless.
as enscribed by the letter b @ August 5, 2006 01:50 PM | someone's pinged