September 28, 2005

don't you just wish?

i don't wish it upon anybody,

but don't you's think amoebae like this wee island spoilt brat deserves to disappear without a fuckin trace is but a mighty waste of space on this planet?

name changed [as emphasised] to protect the innocent. that is *moi*.

Calling Houston: the uninvited wedding guest

weeisletgrrl, a blogger living in Houston, was scheduled to be married next week.

As you can imagine, her plans were somewhat altered — she spent the most of last week packing up and "watching Rita".

In tones of bewilderment and agitation, weeisletgrrl wrote: "Bloody hell. weeisletgrrl has never experienced a hurricane nor does she want to experience one. Especially not seven days before her wedding. Seven days, people."

Preparing to leave her house for another shelter, she said: "The city seems to be freaking out. It took me half an hour to find a gas station that had gas today ... it's like the bloody apocalypse."

I eagerly checked her blog for updates, and thankfully, on Monday, there was a post on how Houston was spared most of the storm's wrath.

While things were still chaotic, plans for her wedding were more or less on track.

She reported: "So now, I've had time to recover from the stress of the flipping hurricane.

"I can now focus on the task at hand and that is the fact that I will be getting married ... The folks are on their way to Houston as I type this. A thousand and one things to do this week."

i feel sorry for folk in houston - and the rest of texas - for havin to put up with a cunt like her.

:: but Rita, why didn't you just unleash?!? ::

as enscribed by the letter b @ September 28, 2005 06:42 AM | someone's pinged

sample this typical wee island cunt-speak: "hurricane, hurricane go away! it's *MY* wedding coming up you know! don't spoil my plans OK?!"

her husband-to-be must have been fuckinly besotted.

as blahed by the letter b @ September 28, 2005 09:33 AM

Yeah, it's too bad Rita didn't crash her wedding. It's amazing that people actually believe that a hurricane is something that can be controlled. Hurricanes don't have feelings, it's a thing that just happens.

as blahed by "Alice" @ September 28, 2005 09:24 AM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plaît:









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