August 31, 2005

no-brainer

found this site via some link via another link via... you's get the drift.

anyhoo, keyin in "breanagh" and "the letter b" begotten the followin ideal job's:
1. trained assassin
2. evil boss

so i'm licensed to [a] snuff anyone out who's a mighty waste of space [b] subject minion's to perpetual slavery then.

woot.

as enscribed by the letter b @ August 31, 2005 11:04 AM | someone's pinged

"...comin for to carry me home..."

sniff.

as blahed by the letter b @ September 1, 2005 04:16 PM

That's a good tune. Or the sweet melody from my mighty sword would be "Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot..."

as blahed by "Alice" @ September 1, 2005 03:13 PM

£115,000 a year? how about £200,000? that's the opportunity cost of putting aside the biz if i accept the job offer.

funnily enough, i fancied becoming a PR person when i first started working but the strange hours and habit's put me off. no, i didn't fit in the mould of a typically wee island PR minging bint that was why.

as blahed by the letter b @ September 1, 2005 02:20 PM

Funny I always imagined you as a Public Relations person, you could work for my Conservation Union and tell all of the public to go faunicate themselves in a rude manner
akin to the Fench bloke in Monty Python's the Holy Grail.

£115,000 a year ok? After all, a company is made on its reputation...

as blahed by Miles @ September 1, 2005 01:29 PM

ROFL it'd sing a jap tune, like erm, "sukiyaki"?

as blahed by the letter b @ September 1, 2005 09:36 AM

Machete, ouch! Let's see, hmmm, I'd love to have a sword made especially for me. One that when you tapped it, it would sing a melody.

as blahed by "Alice" @ September 1, 2005 09:31 AM

but just think of the knock's, bruises and wotnot we have to endure.

as blahed by the letter b @ August 31, 2005 03:49 PM

hey sounds like an envious job, ha ha!

as blahed by La Idler @ August 31, 2005 03:33 PM

hmm, why not. i shall go check wotshisname's phone number and see that he writes the script, does the casting, the production, the post-production, blah.. pronto. in time for a summer 2007 release.

my weapon of speciality would be a machete. yours?

as blahed by the letter b @ August 31, 2005 03:13 PM

Well, I got "trained assassin" too. Maybe we should try out for Kill Bill #15 or something. Whatchathink?

as blahed by "Alice" @ August 31, 2005 02:40 PM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plat:









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