i truly have too much time on me paws. spotted off this website, these cringeworthy adverts from a pair of asian birds clearly shows that humility, amongst other asian "values", isn't exactly their strongest point.
exhibit #1 comes from someone who claimed to be born and live in the UK, but whose utterly-desperate-fer-a-husband attitude and engRish betrayed otherwise. get ready a pukebag:
I am an intelligent and beautiful Chinese girl. I am very special. I wish I can find what I want though it's so difficult to find Him. I want true love, I want family, I want a good man. Do not want to give up my dream. I am deserve a good life. God bless !
She describes her ideal match thus:
A man who is honest, sincere, mature, resposible. He has a big heart and brave in love.
He is romantic and passionate about life. He is looking for true love and serious in relationship.Wish you like Chinese culture.Prefer someone who is Chritian
see the emphasis? methinks she actually meant
a. the lord Jesus
b. Hercules
c. cretinous
exhibit #2 comes from a filipina residing in, erm, the philippines:
Sweet, smart, and well-travelled gal with fresh youthful glow seeks new sparks with someone
nothing of the pukeworthy sort except the emphasised bits which even wee islanders like to boast about as well.
serves to show it's in their collective dna after all. or that they are terribly inept with the nuances of the english language.
as enscribed by the letter b @ February 13, 2005 09:12 AMhuh, good point
as blahed by free paid surveys online @ May 16, 2005 06:25 AM