July 13, 2004

wee island idiosyncracies

today's rant: the bizarre "fashion" sense of wee island females. if there's any that is. "fashion" sense, i meant.

1. they do not hesitate to fritter away their dosh on expensive branded rags that fashion "stylists" touted as officewear
- but it's not necessary that they have what it takes to carry the expensive branded rags as recommended by 'em fashion "stylists"

2. and some would have you know that they are some executives working at impressive posh multinational companies
- by wearing expensive branded suits. that come in saccharine-sweet pastel colours
- but some are actually front-desk receptionists. heh

3. and usually their barnet do not go along with the expensive branded rags as recommended by 'em fashion "stylists". or expensive branded saccharine-sweet pastel coloured suits. how come?
- instead of having their crowning glory professionally styled or tying it up; they just want the whole wide world to notice their equally expensively fixed flowing "tresses"
- but if they have it bunched up, it's usually clipped with contraptions suitable only for the bathroom
- they usually have their hair dyed brown, dark red or blonde. being bottled blonde is the way to get noticed by the increasing number of white expat blokes

4. oh, and the shoes! 'nuff said

5. oh, and the bags! 'nuff said

and to hear these same white expat blokes declaring these very same females as gorgeous; makes me wonder if these same white expat blokes were indeed wearing a pair of beer goggles while making passes at the latter.

oh, so ok, beauty lies on the eyes of the beholder. dodgy fashion sense inclusive.

no matter, the eyesore's i have to bear with on my daily commute to and from work. or whilst having a quite nite quaffin' at the local.

have pity on me.

as enscribed by the letter b @ July 13, 2004 06:00 AM

it's all in the mind really, and it must be said our girls - generally asian women - are deviously-minded enough to know how to attract men. by way of dressing, like the lesser the better. just take a look at 'em thai or filipino working girls. oh, and loadsa fakery to go along also - how to talk sweetly to entice the blokes.

and only until they got married and settled down then the poor gits realised they've had been tricked big time. apart from the makeup :D

as blahed by the letter b @ July 13, 2004 12:59 PM

on 'em white blokes calling our local office lasses 'gorgeous': if their female colleagues back home dress or look like they do in The Office, it's no wonder they why they think our wee isle is a haven.

of course they (the guys) have yet to discover that makeup can be peeled off.

as blahed by La Idler @ July 13, 2004 10:07 AM
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