... i do not wish to get too close to 99.9% of wee islanders:
just occured moments ago between a complete spastic of a cow-orker and me, pertaining to a daily telly programme schedule. do note that:
1. i'm not in charge of network I
2. the lower wee island english is left intact to make the reproduction below more colourful
without further ado, here goes:
complete spastic: letter b, you printed two copies of network I, but no network N
letter b: are you sure? i've had done so yesterday
complete spastic: yes, but you printed two copies of network I, but no network N
letter b: i suggest you check with your fellow cow-orkers if they have taken the reports themselves.. oh btw, i'm not the network I person
complete spastic: no i collect the reports yesterday but you printed two copies of network I, but no network N
letter b, whose blood is near boiling point: my dear, why should i print network I when it's not my network?
complete spastic, whose voice is turning into a growl: but you printed two copies of network I, but no network N
letter b: would you prefer if i speak languages other than english?
[...conversation ended abruptly as this daft meaningless conversation turned almost ugly...]
see what i mean? if my blood doesn't boil, i'd *vomit it.
* to vomit blood: a wee island figure of speech, like when complete spastic's around you's frustrate your goodself, you throw up blood. learnt from a brummie mate many many many ::ad infinitum:: moons ago that a black country person exclaimed exact same phrase on a radio call-in programme once.
In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him.
as blahed by penis enlargement @ February 25, 2005 07:53 AMhmm, ta for the feedback. but as i'm swamped with work during this period, will look into it once my grey cells is cleared of it. so in the meanwhile, please bear with me the inconvenience yes?
as blahed by the letter b @ July 8, 2004 09:41 AMYes so spastic. Thankfully I don't have such cow-orkers, though I have a Pointy Haired Boss.
btw, a suggestion: you might want to disable the compulsory email thing because it's a bit 'lecheh' and also it gives those trawling spam bots and spiders a chance to pick email addys up.
as blahed by La Idler @ July 8, 2004 06:50 AM