April 15, 2004

brain dead

a no-brainer piece of "conversation" with a canuck of spanish origin as i was about to leave the local last evening, said thingy is labelled "cretin" henceforth:

opening scene: ... intro.. blah.. "how d'ya know we are canadian".. ::because one of you's was pointing out the canuck fiver exhibit, you @#$%::... blah.. YAWN..

cretin: how much spanish do you know?
me: un poco ::"a little". but i was sorta fibbin'::
cretin: oh that's very good, like how much? ::said cretin was trying his luck but he had better beware::
me: ::clenching my canines:: oh like como esta, blah ::which at this point said cretin was parroting me and grinning like an imbecile:: see what i mean?
cretin: haha, that means you need a spanish boyfriend so that you can practise speaking spanish
me: ::nearly wanting to punch the living daylights out of him, but looked at his mate who was sat beside him:: eh, he's flirting with me, ain't he?
cretin: ...

closing scene: ... "your leaving now?" ::becareful there, twat:: ... blah... taking leave...

is it totally necessary to acquire a spanish boyfriend so that i could brush up on my español with? puhleease.

honestly, it's a crime to let loose such amoeba's without any form of supervision.

as enscribed by the letter b @ April 15, 2004 06:23 AM

many thanks for dropping by, that's an awesome site you've got especially the newfie jokes. can you imagine there are some canucks out there who can't get "newfoundland" correctly and i had to correct them?!

will link you soon.

as blahed by breanagh @ April 18, 2004 08:19 AM

Canadian Dos Prompt: http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/Canadian_DOS_Prompt.htm
Good luck with your blog!
the Joe-kster

as blahed by Joe-kster @ April 17, 2004 06:09 AM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plaît:









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