my innermost sanctum

i'm not making this up

but i wish i did.

that online biz/social networking platform where i cannot seem to tear myself away from has got an unusually large membership from the middle kingdom. apart from germany where said platform originates.

anyway. talk about the middle kingdom, where its natives are scrambling to be part of the larger global family. and henceforth, adopting western names.

but none so as humorous as a bloke calling himself Candy. And a bird, Billy.

i kid you not, people. and i thought em hongkonger's are an utterly odd - nay, funny - lot by naming emslves Chewbacca and Vagina.

i know, i can't decide either if i should guffaw till tears rolled down me cheeks. or be horrified with that last one. but then, comin from the same bunch who can't differentiate their 'r' from 'l' - and vice versa - they don't shock us anymore.

or do they?