my innermost sanctum

bulbed

Q: how many veil-ed bird's does it take to change a

A: you must be jokin, mate. they can't even find that bleedin spare in the first place.

no, wait! they'd quote some obscure passage from the koran which says it forbids a pious "decently"-covered holier-than-the-rest-of-us-infidels cow to do such a menial job.

** please note that this is an *original* piece by none other than yers truly, breanagh mc.t. in other words, it's copyrighted.