my innermost sanctum

snigger. snigger.

there's this english mate whom

i once sorta fancied many many many ::ad infinitum:: moon's ago. i said sorta fancied 'cos he was engaged to a wee island trolley dolly when i first knew him.

we used to meet quite regularly for a pint, watch the footy or rugby at the local; and to a 'live' compo showcasin the best of southeast asia's amateur rugger team's. not. to be honest, i hated rugby then. but knowin that this mate was once a rugger player, i tried to impress on him that i was keen to know more about the sport. and as you's had guessed, the rest is history.

one particular evenin as us both headed for home, we once had an argument of near-thermonuclear proportions in the taxi about a rather trivially no-brainer topic: long haired bird's are by far more womanly than short-barnet type's. can't exactly recall who or what triggered the argument though.

of course, i took mighty offence - and boiling of blood, without fail - with the implication that i'm *less* "feminine" [whatever that means] than the average long-tressed spastic [note the word "average" - unless of course any bird admits its village is missin an idiot].

and i told said mate exactly that his suggestion was not only utterly daft; but almost akin to the bollocks that less-endowed bird's are anythin but. also, what qualified him to make that particular statement especially when he hardly knew me.

i was sorely tempted to add that he wasn't being particularly fair just because his then-fiancee and numerous acquaintances have had long tresses. instead, i blurted that [1] he's been in asia for far too long [2] it must be the water around ere that screwed his grey cell's up - if there was any to begin with.

harsh, moi? hardly. even the taxi driver could barely contain his larfter. and amazement.

and guess wot i saw recently on the messanger thingy that he has his latest piccy?

his now-wifey spotted a rather short boyish-like barnet.

:: snigger ::

surely it's absolutely nothin to do with the climate in dubai. where she's been based for donkey's years. well, if that's not irony, i don't know what is.

oh, and i thank the lord that nothing more happened between him and moi.