.. about the gaggle of totally gormless wee islander's
on their quest for a karate master in Japan. three of whom were later found in a near-frozen state as they were not properly dressed for the wintry conditions.
it's a real shame they weren't completely frozen. i mean, lesser idiot's on the blue marble, the better it's truly amazin - not to mention, perplexin - they hadn't done any proper research or equip themselves with the necessary before they set off.
methinks they watched too many of those hongkong-produced ancient China martial-arts telly series - whereby some self-styled but completely clueless and naive disciple [who'd inevitably gotten sidetracked by some wily but utterly useless whiny damsel in distress/one-armed battle-scarred swordsman who lost his heart to some bird moon's ago/skillful swordswoman out to wreak revenge on some no-good geezer appearin out of nowhere] spent ages ['cos of the sidetrackin, that's why] seekin some mysterious cave-dwellin hermit-master. to fulfil their own master's dying wish.
see the similarity?
anyways, ever since then one martial-arts exponent emerged claimin to be said karate master. said gormless gaggle of wee islander's were not too convinced simply because he wasn't of the "correct" age. amongst others.
what got me blahin about this is the followin duh?worthy bit revealed in today's news, see emphasis:
..They split up into groups believing that Japan was tiny enough to locate the martial arts master..
which planet are these spastic's from?
seriously, either they never studied geography whatsoever whilst in school; or they aren't aware of the existence of map's and atlases.
as enscribed by the letter b @ April 15, 2006 08:46 AM | someone's pinged