so, there's no need for a private investigator to snoop on your other half then. when a parrot can do the job for a free - complete with mimicry. now, now, not that i'm condonin this practice if you do trust yer other half with your life.
seriously, my sympathies lie with the fella. he ought to chuck that cheating bint out a long time ago when she first started whingein about his time spent with his pet.
i mean, she could always put up. or fuck off. ok, they could always compromise. like, alloting an equal amount of time for each bird. innit?
or probably the poor sod did find his feathered mate a far more interesting creature after all.
as enscribed by the letter b @ January 17, 2006 10:26 AM | someone's pingedafter readin this, i thought owning a pet parrot would be nice. but having another competing chatterbox around is certainly not healthy.
as blahed by the letter b @ January 19, 2006 04:47 AMI read about that last night. What a hoot! Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.
as blahed by "Alice" @ January 18, 2006 03:26 PM