nothing annoys me as much as:
1. people who email me without salutation's whatsoever -
as demonstrated by this particularly massively "popular" [as evidenced by many "entrepreneurs" signin up] UK-founded business networkin forum. the founder - or so she claimed - emailed me on the weekend persuadin me to subscribe to the network [after another 14-day free trial period that they took upon themselves to reinstate me after my guest membership expired].
or i'd regret for not gettin chummy with like-minded individual's. what got my goat though is that there wasn't any "Dear Wotsyername". instead she began it with:
"i'm now writin to you on friday evenin 5.30 pm.... i'm the founder of this utter bollocks of a forum.... and also a mother of three kids.."
what is she tryin to convey here? oh and spare me the unnecessary details please. and you called that professional?
2. lofty expat cunt's "advisin" me to get my fact's on the wee islet or english grammar right
this time it's some swiss cunt with the prefix of Dr to her name [PhD = Permanent head Damage], who replied to my monthly mass mailing to prospects, claimin that my piece [which wasn't written the way as i do over ere of course] had several grammatical mistake's. this comin from someone who admitted that she didn't read my two previous missives which she wrote:
".. after receivin several of your snippet's, only this time i get to read it.. may i advise you that in the interest of your company's image, you get someone to edit your communication before you send it out".
how polite. so when i asked her to enlighten me the mistakes that i had made, she refused to do so - as expected of these cunt's - instead sayin that it'd take her a long time to list them down. and if she's so fuckin concerned about my company's image such that she bothered to respond, she could always quote an example innit?
i can safely conclude that she didn't expect me to tell her exactly where to go. given that she has been in asia for awhile; AND no thanks to the wee island government who makes it easy for any foreign tom, dick or harriet to start a business ere.
or that she has a too low an opinion of asian bird's. that she couldn't stand it that i - for instance - could be as "intelligent" as she is. i'm only guessin here given her professional background in management consulting [whatever that means] with some of the top MNC's. seriously, it is only a company with questionable or dodgy management that requires external consultancy.
well if these foreign type's are truly talented, they will make their fortunes in the states or europe. not asia. nor the wee islet.
and to think that she insulted native english speaker's by claimin that they are poor writer's. isn't these very same folk whose language she's earnin her keep from?
twattin cunt.
as enscribed by the letter b @ December 5, 2005 10:15 AM | someone's pinged