my innermost sanctum

pointless list of thing's

since i have nothin clever to blah about today - it's a saturday innit?

why don't i jot this down for posterity's sake, inspired by this article and previous blah's:

thing's i must do before i become completely ineffectual and useless:

1. learn to speak Choctaw
2. inhale helium and then warble
3. have a new species of creature/fauna or even a comet named after moi
3a. better still, an islet that is a sanctuary for bird's - of the feathered kind - and other wildlife: "the letter b isle"
4. take up infrared photography
5. seek an audience with the Queen
6. go see nessie
7. go see some penguin's - certainly not at the wee island zoo
8. go see some polar bears
8a. and if possible, stay in an igloo and try my hand at ice-fishin
9. if space travel's possible in 30 year's time, i'd like to resettle on a remote planet - far far away from the blue marble
10. seek an audience with the Queen
11. alternative to #8 - go see polar bear's roaming about on the streets of churchill, manitoba
12. go camping on the peak district
13. go visit the orkneys, the shetland islands, the... wherever else in scotland with considerable viking presence
13a. witness/participate in a ship-burning ceremony
14. catch either the northern or southern light's in its full glory
15. seek an audience with the Queen
16. visit madagascar
17. stay a few days in a first nations reservation
17a. participate in a war/rain/ritual dance if possible
18. obedience-train a cat
19. fronting a rock band
19a. learn to play the guitar so that em young laddie's would put up poster's of moi in their bedroom
20. seek an audience with the Queen
21. owning a wee irish pub - certainly not on the islet as there's too many of em copycat's
22. owning a wee footy club
23. owning a takeaway [not another one!] somewhere in rural england - daily special: chicken & potato curry
24. visit a long-time penfriend, Rita in Latvia and whom i haven't written to for awhile already; and then go watch em young drunken englishmen misbehave at the nightclub's
24a. learn to speak Latvian whilst there
25. seek an audience with the Queen
26. attend a 'live' rugby/cricket/NHL match
27. play touch rugby - before the bones give way
28. play more chess - it sure is getting rusty, my skills that is
29. have my massive [not] collection of stamps competed/exhibited at a major philatelic expo
30. seek an audience with the Queen

and the list goes on...

so many thing's to do, so little time, eh? but of course, it'd be fab if there's a partner to do some of the stuff with.

who shares the same interest[s]. definitely.