August 15, 2005

the evil empire

what has the blue marble become?

that infamous p0rno empire have licensed their trademark logo to WHSmith; whereby glittery pink stationery and such bear said logo, targettin impressionable wee lasses between the ages of 0 and 16.

and older also. em marketeer's may deny - till they go blue in the face - that said infamous p0rno empire do not have any malicious intent or motive's. whatsoever. yeah. right. who are they kiddin eh?

but it takes an absolute amoeba of a customer to not be somehow influenced by those subliminal messages. emitted by the equally evil-lookin bunny. and we are dealin with impressionable youngling's ere.

it's like handing out a wee superhero costume to a bairn and not expecting him to entertain fanciful idea's of possessin superhuman strength's. unless of course he has his head properly screwed on.

honestly, if this nonsense is not one massive insidious marketing ploy of inspiring hordes of future boob-and-wotever-else-flashin [reconstructed] bint's to be on their book's, what is?

as enscribed by the letter b @ August 15, 2005 09:28 AM | someone's pinged

that's why the wee island government are so ever strict by filtering what's fit for consumption. but then again, it can be argued they are being a bunch of commie gangster's, treating us all like kid's.

as blahed by the letter b @ August 16, 2005 11:38 AM

Gobsmacked.

as blahed by "Alice" @ August 16, 2005 11:08 AM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plaît:









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