sample the following conversation which took place this afternoon as the letter b's order for bangers and mash wasn't realised.
after waitin for half an hour, the letter b approached the manager to register her unhappiness accordingly. i mean, a hungry b is quite an angry b, innit.
please note however that the letter b was rather composed until said followin conversation took place. please note that a pair of *white* tourists who came in at about the same time as the letter b were served immediately. note emphasis:
the letter b [TLB]: i've been waiting for my order for half an hour..
cow of a manager [COM] with a blank stare: when you order?
TLB whose blood was about to boil: right after i stepped into here, at about ten to three
COM, still with same blank stare: 3:10
TLB was about to extend her arm to throttle COM but was strangely calm enough such that she tried pissin COM off instead: about ten to, quarter to three
COM, who looked more confused now: three something?
TLB, blood reaching boilin point, but still sounded calm: if we continue this mindless conversation, you will not be taking down my order, right?
and this comin from a supposed fluent-in-english well-educated youngling. as oft-boasted by the government to the blue marble at large.
as enscribed by the letter b @ June 14, 2005 05:47 PMsoz, it should be read as "... speak much better norse". see, it's about time i get the fuck out of this country.
i admire your optimism c, but i think it'd not even happen gazillion years after our lifetime. apart from my bein a fuckin cynic :D
and wots more amazin is - ok, not topic related - i just discovered only a few days ago how many singaporean lowlife scum married norwegians, and some even have fucked off to norway. why i said amazin is because i could hardly understood their written english. ie: their manglin the english language ::eyes rolled heavenwards::
and i bet i could speak [yeah, yeah boast, boast] much better norwegian than they do. but again, they needn't learn to speak it, all they've gotta do is to go fuck them [male] norwegians to get what they want.
as blahed by the letter b @ June 21, 2005 05:58 PMto be fair, the couple times i visited, there were very helpful and friendly thais who were the most classy people i've ever met anywhere!
but, i know exactly what you mean too! there are those that make the whole country look bad. i think it will be quite a few years in our region of the world before this "white-worship" ends.
as blahed by c @ June 21, 2005 05:30 PMone thing i can't tolerate is their worshipping the tourists. and serving them immediately. just like in thailand where the farang are kow-towed in whichever way the thais could bend themselves over just because of $$$. cunning scum.
and then the western tourists go, "oh the thais are really lovely aren't they, dear? they give the sunniest smile one could ever receive from this side of the cosmoverse...".
as blahed by the letter b @ June 21, 2005 10:00 AM"when you order?" hee hee
our problems do always seem magnified when we're hungry!
but yes, what a twat!