April 30, 2005

how come

bloke's [ok, 99.8%] seem to ogle - and then some - at waitresses? regardless restaurant's, dodgy bar's, cafeterias, pub's and planes?

is it because of:
1. their uniform's? that usually consist of wee skirts
2. their havin to make ends meet? and hence their sob stories
3. their hard luck? and hence their sob stories
4. their lowly servitude status that inflates the bloke's ego?

reference #4 above, as a fella occupies a rather important [and usually equates with power] position, the dumber [assumption's at work 'ere] and younger the bird is, the more attractive she is? never mind if physically she resembles the back of a bus?

and vice versa definitely, given said fella would tip said bint generously? also, isn't it time *waitresses be wiped out off the face of the earth replaced by robot's?

after all, we are livin in the 21st century, innit?


*case in point:
one of the local's manager's who married a former wee island waitress - ie: his ex-staff. and i had the misfortune of meetin her the other day when she had to tell everyone about her mere 3-year residence in DubRin - before returnin here to find work ::snigger::. oh, and the reminder's/boasts about
(a) her being the manager's wifey
(b) her acquired iLish citizenship
(c) her "intelligent" but "beautiful" half-breed sprog - who i bet looks more chinky than half-breed

honestly, it's an utter crime against humanity to allow such lowly scum to get this far in life.

as enscribed by the letter b @ April 30, 2005 12:41 PM
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