i'm of course refering to 'em wee island bird's, especially those of LCD chink extraction who seem to suffer this strange affliction.
here they are whining rather loudly they are "fat", which by western standards they ain't. and yet they still gorge themselves on bowlfuls of rice come mealtime. either they are clueless that rice is a carbohydrate. or that they are chronic attention-seekin' whingers. and when i told them exactly that there are alternatives - to rice - aplenty, they accused me of insulting their dignity. as if they have got a shred of it.
and the odd bit is some of the more horizontally-challenged types squeeze themselves into clothes that are two or three sizes smaller. complete with unsightly overhanging bits of flesh that leaves the rest of us weeping our blinker's out.
shouldn't these twats be shot on sight for inflicting some form of a mental-visual-aural malady on us?
as enscribed by the letter b @ March 23, 2005 05:56 AM