i know i'm pretty late with this, but all the same. nicked off football365:
Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A man had to have his penis sewn back on after his angry girlfriend cut it off and flushed it down the toilet. She had persuaded him to let her tie his arms to a windowsill for kinky sex after a row about breaking up. She then grabbed a kitchen knife and attacked him' - The Sun.
that bird ought to be locked away in some institution as she is right a menace to blokes. but on the other hand, she could have binned that severed thingy into the river or summat.
hey, i'm female, wot.
as enscribed by the letter b @ February 24, 2005 09:54 AM