the daily rag decides to insult wee island birds' dignity - do most of 'em really have a shred of it left? - or more specifically, my intelligence yet again:
an article on how a thousand nubile submissive vietnamese birds hankering after a vastly horizontally-challenged wee island sore loser [with an inferiority complex the size of his girth]. and his blissful matrimony with the chosen one.
i suspect the thousand bit is a bit of an exaggeration. anyhooo, if said loser possesses some personality, there will be hoardes of native birds after him regardless? sample the following barfworthy self-pitying snippet:
'Too fat. No money. No car. But mostly because I'm too fat,' he said. 'They will never stand the humiliation of going out with me and being stared at.'
well, you could always embark on a fit and trim programme, couldn't you? duh.
besides, what is the rag implying with this piece of bollocks? another veiled attack at native birds for their penchant for "wealthier" and "fit" white blokes?
or that vietnamese birds is indeed the flavour of the decade on this islet?
as enscribed by the letter b @ January 30, 2005 10:37 AMor laotian. nay, that may just be for the year 2007. cambodian may coincides with the sourcing of domestic helpers over there.
as blahed by the letter b @ February 2, 2005 01:31 AMYeah they are probably the flavour of the year. Maybe next year it'll be Cambodian.
as blahed by La Idler @ February 1, 2005 03:54 AM