November 29, 2004

how to be useful

a collective of british boffin's have come up with a list of 100 fabtastic ideas for us all to:

1. make ourselves useful for the future of the human race
2. experience something totally out of this world

before we pass on.

"You've only got one life, so make the most of it," they say. "Swim in a bioluminescent lake, boil an egg with a mobile phone, or have a new species named after you." With a little practice - carefully explained - you may also be able to achieve multiple orgasm, or, for £35,000, clone your pet cat.

indeed, living life to the full we must. top of my list:
1. learn to speak Choctaw
2. inhale helium and then warble
3. have a new species named after moi

erm, that's a tad too many. but i ain't gonna donate my carcass for research as i can't bear seeing it mutiliated.

no matter, i had better come up with more of my own so at least i'd die one utterly chuffed lifeform.

as enscribed by the letter b @ November 29, 2004 09:02 AM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plaît:









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