i was tickled rightly reading the news that lots of 'em *yanks are contemplating uprooting to settle in the great white north. given the recent re-elections results.
after all the stick and intrusions they have had received from their neighbours down south since time immemoriable, the *canucks are really a big-hearted bunch of folk. welcoming 'em with open arms:
"Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American," AFP news agency quotes www.marryanamerican.ca as saying.
"Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save their southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism."
sweet, innit?
the very first thing 'em emigrating yanks oughtta do is give up the NHL franchise and return it to the rightful owners declare their utmost and undying loyalty towards HM the Queen.
* just to differentiate the north american's, that's why i called US folk yank's. no offence meant. honest.
Go figure.
as blahed by sidekick @ November 9, 2004 11:55 AMsame goes everywhere. there are people who gave lame reasons like the all year round sunny weather for wanting to stay permanently in south east asia. yet these are the exact same people who gave s-e asians odd looks when the latter declared they love playing in the snow.
and when they realised they failed to dissuade us, said westerners'd start their horror stories about shovelling snow on the driveway, long periods of darkness during winter caused some to take their own lives, slush on the road would cause the car to skid blah yadda yawn..
and before you knew it, these exact same people grumbled amongst themselves that the all year round sunny weather is killing their skin. and how they sorely missed the four seasons.
strange people.
as blahed by the letter b @ November 8, 2004 02:13 PMMaybe if there is some weeding done, the rest of the forest will be able to breathe easier.
Oh, wait a minute! The U.S. keeps getting our northern neighbors coming here because they don't like it up there!
Proves the old saying...the grass appears greener on the other side...
as blahed by sidekick @ November 8, 2004 01:01 PM