October 15, 2004

it's kewl to be asexual

fabtastic. now i needn't have to explain - or elicit odd looks - that i wasn't even keen about sex during my first relationship. nor it is the be all and end all for moi.

Advertisers are working hard to appeal to this newly identified target group. They're going to show Häagen-Dazs ice cream being eaten from a bowl after dinner. Cadbury's Flake will no longer be pronounced phall-ake. And at this year's motor show, the new Ferrari will be put on display with Ann Widdecombe draped across the bonnet.

that's a welcome change, i tell ye. i'd rather put up with the sight of Ann Widdecombe draping across the bonnet; than those tacky innuendoes fashion magzines holler loudly every other month at so-called sexually inept wee island slag's.

don't make me splutter. sexually inept my derierre.

as enscribed by the letter b @ October 15, 2004 08:42 AM

indeed Rachel Ann. i'm one of 'em so i'm normal :D

as blahed by the letter b @ October 15, 2004 10:11 AM

LOL. They've actually been around for several years; I remember seeing this stance profiled on Donahue, which shows how old it is.

I loved the line about married sex life.

as blahed by Rachel Ann @ October 15, 2004 09:10 AM
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