October 07, 2004

mangled engrish

yet another atrocious email from the taiwan office, addressed to everyone in the team including yers truly:

Hi Jxxxx.

because Rxx on leave office.
can you tell me about NOV.program
On NOV.program scheduling i can see NBA program,
but NCS system i can see it,
When format finished?

Regards,
YET ANOTHER MINGER FROM TAIWAN [she did capitalise and bold her westernised name, obviously adopted]

should i go burn the taiwan flag now?

as enscribed by the letter b @ October 7, 2004 08:26 AM

oh dear. if you were to come here sidekick, you'd tear yer hair out.

as blahed by the letter b @ October 7, 2004 02:47 PM

letter b, i have enough trouble cyphering the english language here in the uk, much less someone else's language.

as blahed by sidekick @ October 7, 2004 10:53 AM

sidekick, you should witness how those visiting taiwanese slags reacted towards ethnic chinks for not speaking the kind of mandarin like they do.

as blahed by the letter b @ October 7, 2004 08:34 AM

Yes. If only for her lack of grammer and writing skills...for cryingoutloud!!

as blahed by sidekick @ October 7, 2004 08:29 AM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plaît:









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