September 29, 2004

unreliably reliable

UNRELIABLE FACT OF THE DAY
From the Brains Trust
29 September 2004

ACRONYMS
The most common illness among management consultants is acronymitus, an uncontrollable urge to convert every phrase into an acronym or abbreviation. Chronic sufferers have lost the ability to communicate using normal words and construct entire sentences made up of words which are in fact acronyms.

This makes conversation impossible with anyone except fellow sufferers. It is predicted that this will lead to inbreeding and the eventual extinction of the race.

as enscribed by the letter b @ September 29, 2004 07:51 AM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plaît:









remember personal info?