UNRELIABLE FACT OF THE DAY
From the Brains Trust
12 August 2004
AMERICAN POODLES
The ludicrous suggestion that Tony Blair is America's poodle is totally without foundation. He is in fact, America's Yorkshire Terrier(crossed with Lurcher).
Mrs Thatcher, however, was in fact America's poodle. She was bred in kennels south of Hereford, Ohio, but with no trace of any pedigree. Unfortunately not innoculated, and of dubious parentage, she was given to outbreaks of violent snapping of teeth, peeing on poor people, and rabid stealing of hubcaps, limelights etc.
She had to be put down in 1990 when she savagely attacked and killed a pensioner for daring to criticize her policies.
as enscribed by the letter b @ August 12, 2004 07:45 AM