off a column by a ditzy dolly in the daily morning freebie:
..a woman wrote in and asked me how to attract men... i shall hazard a guess: Men like long hair...
honey, you forgot to add:
1. men prefer birds to totter about in heels, the higher the better
2. men prefer birds in clothes that cover as little as possible
3. men prefer birds to titter like schoolgirls at their daft "jokes"
4. men prefer birds who are well-endowed around the upper trunks
5. men prefer birds who ain't specky's
oh, and most importantly, men prefer birds who have helium for matter in their noggin's.
so there. a surefire guarantee to get men. regardless even if yer an absolute minger. with bad teeth.
as enscribed by the letter b @ August 3, 2004 10:29 AM