spotted this online advert by a wee island desperate gits get-together thingy match-making set-up, emphasis mine:
.. Michelle, 27 yr old, professional lawyer..
i didn't realise that there are unprofessional lawyers out there also. and what the fish is the definition of professional lawyer anyways? is there any clever lurking wee islander out there who cares to enlighten the letter b?
i can therefore assume that there are both:
1. professional and unprofessional bankers?
2. professional and unprofessional architects?
3. professional and unprofessional wotsits?
but of course there are professional and unprofessional whores out there. ie: those who whore full-time and got paid; those who refuse to acknowlege that they are technically whores.
now, i recall seeing an advert put up by a slag that went, "..professional private banker..". let me repeat this, what the fuck? and both advert's happened to be by birds'? besides, is the emphasis, or rather, prefix professional necessary at all? or does the inclusion make the whatever profession seem more poshworthy?
or is it simply a matter of inflating their virtually non-existent ego's?
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as blahed by driving directions @ April 3, 2005 01:25 AMactually "unethical" describes better but try that on yer average wee islander and i bet they can't get past the second syllable.
as blahed by the evil letter b @ August 2, 2004 06:47 AMThere are unprofessional lawyers and umprofessional bankers. Most of them end up in jail or cause Barings to go bankrupt ; )
as blahed by La Idler @ August 2, 2004 06:21 AMi swear my eyesight wasn't tricking me. even if there was a comma, isn't "professional" a tad superflous?
You missed a key detail. The ad is meant to read:
"professional, lawyer."
as blahed by Simon @ July 30, 2004 10:29 AM