July 16, 2004

bluffed

for what is surely a blow to more inferiority-complexed flat-chested wee island females, the wee island consumers association (Case) fired a volley at beauty salons to stop preying on these gullible inferiority-complexed flat-chested amoeba's..

...partly because of a number of complaints from women who said the treatments did nothing for their chests, Case is telling the salons to either change their ads or face action under the Consumer Protection (Fair Trading) Act.

Since 2002, Case has received 83 complaints, mostly from career women between 25 and 45, who said they had been 'misled by such salons', and sought refunds of between $1,500 and $7,000 for what they called unsatisfactory results...

indeed, alot of these beauty salons sprouted all over the islet rather recently to cash in on this dosh-spinning venture of inflating 'em ameobas' ego.

someone told me once that it is the warped asian - read: chink - "values" that these amoeba's are brainwashed to believe that blokes will never look twice at 'em unless they do something drastic to their physical form's. and dignity.

enlarging their boob's is in fact one of their latest desperate evil plans to land a fella. apart from
- assuming a totally different charming personality - read: faked - to pander to fella's whose brains are somewhere else other than inside their bonce
- playing the nitwit fragile damsel to appeal to the blokes' "protective" nature - whatever that means

really, it's a mighty waste of taxpayers' dosh to send these same amoebas to school in the first place - re: they are supposedly more enlightened than their mother's and gran's and blah. and they are career women. who fall hook, line and sinker to pseudo scientific breakthrough's.

even calling them amoeba's is a mighty insult to that one-celled organism.

as enscribed by the letter b @ July 16, 2004 07:03 AM
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