July 01, 2004
canada day
it's canada day today. i'm on leave from work, and apparently so are my grey cells.
but strange, i'd rather stay in than go celebrate it with "fellow" canuck's at some dodgy bar at some dodgy place later in the evening. 'cos i know some dodgy female wee islanders would go all sophisticated and pretend as if they know alot about canada. just because they know some dodgy canuck bloke or three.
like last year's for example. i asked some female wee islanders really trivial questions about canada, to which they returned me a glazed stare with the following gem in typical wee island fashion: "you must be joking, i'm WEE ISLANDER you know".
and to further demonstrate their extreme pettiness, they tried to to get back on me by asking what the hell i was doing there. and when i replied i played road hockey with some of the blokes present, they threw eye-daggers at me immediately.
heh. i lurved it when they did 'cos it was a chance for me to add that i did score goals. and they took the word "score" rather literally.
utterly daft cows? you bet.
as enscribed by the letter b @ July 1, 2004 07:49 AM