i'm much looking forward to get out of the workplace but due to a myriad of reasons, i have not.
off an email sent by one very pissed-off cow-orker. see for yerself what sort of amoeba's/bints/twats/ i have to contend with daily. can't say for sure if it's a wee islander who caused substansive damage to a non-living thing:
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Will the person who obvisouly doesn't know how to look after company equipment with respect please stop using the thingy at department blah. In fact you should stop using anything if you're going to cause this much damage all the time.
Because of your most recent abuse, we now have to call the thingy's service people for a second day in a row and this recent damage looks as though we may be without the thingy for some time. The side door has been ripped off it's hinges and jammed into the machine.
This is completely disrespectful of company property, and you have inconvenienced many people by leaving the machine inoperable without advising anyone.
If you are responsible for this, it would be in your best interest at this very moment to come to me and explain what happened so at least the service guy can correctly fix the problem - being his job and all I'm sure he'll do a much better job than you have.
Also if there is a problem that you can't fix, a sticker with the thingy's contact numbers is affixed to the machine for you to call. Your arms aren't painted on, so pick up the phone and advise them of the problem. You will need to quote the serial code also on the sticker.
Please Please Please can all staff start respecting equipment that we all have to use!!!!
cow-orker's name omitted to protect the letter b's identity
as enscribed by the letter b @ June 24, 2004 07:36 AM