..my written grammar/phrase construction can be a tad wonky at times?
witness the below extract i chanced upon off a wee island website business thingy, emphasis mine:
...we not only want to put in print our capabilities, we want to show you, our precious client, what we can do for you.
We have stringed together a list of services that we offer...
precious? not sure if they watched Lord of the Rings too many times.
have stringed?? erm, doesn't "have cobbled together" sound better? ok that's not quite right either.
there's more but i don't wish to put myself in a state of hysterics. my written grammar taking a nosedive is more than enough for me to fret and despair over.
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as blahed by ty fisting @ October 18, 2005 04:17 PMDW - i suspect the whole crap was cobbled together by a bunch of NTU graduate-entrepreneurs. if you can detect the misplaced-arrogance by the way they construct the sentences.
oli - ROFL! talk about company propaganda, i'm about to do one up for my upcoming business! just imagine how many sad sods will be brainwashed. wOOOt!
*yessss, my preciousss customersss...*
as blahed by the letter b @ June 4, 2004 05:49 AMI hope i get to type up some company propaganda one day. I'd see how many times i could get away with refering to the customer as 'my precious'.
"We not only want to put in print our capabilities, we want to show you, my preciouss, what we can do for you, yess yes!
Appended below is a list of tricksy services that we have put together which we think may be just what preciouss needs! *but dont tell them, noo, dont tell hobbitses shhh*"
as blahed by oli @ June 3, 2004 05:35 PMMy version:
"Putting our capabilities in print is far from sufficient for us in presenting to you our companies' strengths in our services which can possibly meet your needs as our valued cilent.
Appended below is a list of services that we have put together which we think may be just what you need!"
as blahed by D W @ June 3, 2004 11:08 AM