Lesson #4: Wee Islander Idiosyncrasies Part 1
wee islanders do not cover their gobs when they cough their lungs out. or sneeze their brains off. when in public.
just imagine the assorted bacteria and viruses i'm breathing in at this time of typing as cow-orkers sitting directly behind and to my left are hacking their guts out.
first world "country" ::snigger::, third world denizens. 'nuff said.
as enscribed by the letter b @ May 20, 2004 03:54 AMworld class my arse. some wee islanders are far far far far far worse than even so-called third world folk. like their mentality and utter naivety. with all the education they gotten, it's really a waste of time and taxpayers' dosh just to make them go to school.
really the Legitimate Gangsters ought not to make it a necessity for the LCD's to send their sprogs to school back in the 60s/early 70s. they should carry on with the fish and pig farming industries.
as blahed by the letter b @ May 20, 2004 10:04 AMWell, to tell you the truth, we're actually quite far off from being first "world". Just don't let all those rhetoric about "world-class" (a fav wee islander phrase) and other assorted terms fool you.
If I were some environmentalist-cum-biologist, I will be highly interested in taking samples of the inside compartment of the wee island buses and see how many zillions of baterium colonies, germ "metropolises" and viral "heartlands" there are.
as blahed by D W @ May 20, 2004 07:16 AM