i'd gladly trade my job for one like this geezer's, as a chant laureate. ie: writing footy chants on match days throughout the 2004/05 season. in addition, he will be paid £10,000-a-year. just for writing footy chants. mind.
i could have qualified too, as a footy poet in residence. like Sarah Wardle and a few others.
sigh. never mind then. who knows, i may be spotted some day via this blog. maybe.
as enscribed by the letter b @ May 11, 2004 06:10 AM