.. of 99.9% of wee islanders are beyond any form of redemption:
an email i just received from some sales "manager" seeking participants for the annual corporate community games. whereby companies battle it out amongst one another in sport like badminton, basketball, bowling and footy.
the following are said manager's exact words, cut and pasted for yer bewildering pleasure:
HoopstersHey there,
Need to form MIXED team for 4 on 4 Basketball. Looking to enter a team w a min. of 5 pp and max of 6. Interested? Just get in touch w me.
slag's name deleted to protect breanagh mc.t's identity
obviously texting shorthand gets into the way of official correspondence. but when are they going to learn that not everyone understands their peculiar brand of shorthand?
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as blahed by teens showing cleavage @ October 22, 2005 12:27 AMyour spot on there. what does it tell you when she's the only one - out of 200+ specimens - in the office who makes sure her name and designation is right smacked in the centre of the email. and then our company's corporate mission followed after which. a total nutter. like david brent - a shame i couldn't get the office here.
even our CEO doesn't do that. says alot about her state of mind. if there's one that is. btw she does try hard to be cool, worldly and supersmart. in the presence of her boss, department director and Vice-President. all of whom happen to be white blokes.
as blahed by miss mc.t @ May 4, 2004 02:13 PM'w a min. of 5 pp and max of 6'
'5 or 6' - surely? There's something wrong with that person's brain.
Diagnosis:
Over-complicating things, obsession with tiny details. too much time spent reading bullshit management manuals. Pathetically striving to be cool and relate to the workforce. She's a female David Brent.
“If a good man comes to me, and says thank you David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I’ve done that, I wanna better myself, I wanna move on, then I can make that dream come true, to, AKA, for you.”
http://homepage.mac.com/elliottday/theoffice/quotes1.html
LOL. she's a misplaced-arrogant twat who expects people to worship the ground she walks. heard she formerly works with yahoo's singapore office.
as blahed by miss mc.t @ May 4, 2004 01:13 PMI didn't know you could mix 4-on-4 basketball team. Is there a blender somewhere?
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