April 27, 2004

unreliably reliable

UNRELIABLE FACT OF THE DAY
From the Brains Trust
26 April 2004

DRIVING DISABILITY
The Government has announced formal recognition of a new driving disability badge. The current “Orange Badge” will continue to be issued to people with physical disabilities allowing them easy access to shops and other public buildings.

The new badge is for people with a driving disability due the influence of non-prescription medicine, a totally wicked sound system, pursuing police cars or a basic lack of perception.

“The Base Ball Cap” will be worn by all such drivers as an indicator to other road users that extra caution should be applied their vicinity. In cases where the Base Ball cap is being worn incorrectly, e.g. backwards, road users are advised to give the driver a wide berth or get off the road.

as enscribed by the letter b @ April 27, 2004 09:56 AM
yer six pences' worth s'il vous plat:









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