the recent news about the discovery of a second image on the turin shroud is actually that of mel gibson's.
it was alleged that the thespian used the shroud as a face towel although his followers vehemently denied, instead accusing us of sacrileging would have us believed otherwise.
".. Derek of Braveheart, formerly known as Derek Gadd, dressed in a kilt, tam o'shanter and with his face painted blue claimed that he had experienced his own miracles since following "Saint Mel."...'I wake up on Easter Sunday and within minutes I have these strange holy markings of Mel on my face and hands,' explained Mr Gadd adopting the strong Australian accent favoured by followers.
'They're brown and taste of chocolate and stay there for most of the day but have disappeared by the Monday. I also frequently experience a religious tummy ache. It truly is a sign of Mel's suffering'.."
i, rest assuredly, am not one of them.
as enscribed by the letter b @ April 20, 2004 03:00 AM