UNRELIABLE FACT OF THE DAY
From the Brains Trust
17 April 2004
KING GEORGE III
Before they knew George III was mad, he managed to push a law through Parliament making it illegal to make any laws in the UK ever again. Thus every single law passed since then is not an actual law, and it is a conspiracy by the government that allows the imprisonment and fining of people who break any of these 'non-laws'. Among them are compulsory education up to sixteen, women's right to vote, and anything to do with cars. Thus if you are ever given a speeding fine, you can object as speeding is not actually against the law.